有一個久違既朋友. 生日. 就祝賀o羅.

不過, 我記得, 佢同我一樣, 害怕長大.

生日, 其實就係母親受難節.

長大, 亦都意味住更大既責任.

點解生日我要講o的咁既野?

因為, 我討厭生日.

自己既, 人地既, 都唔鐘意......

唔鐘意, 可唔可以鬧或者唔祝賀?

唔得, 因為人長大, 有一大堆慣例要跟,

就好似法庭既先例一樣, 做法官,

唔跟會比人上訴, 除非你能夠說明,

呢個人生日同其他人有咩唔同.

個個都話生日快樂,

有幾多個人真係祝你快樂又令你快樂?

點解係生日既時候就一窩蜂"快樂呀快樂呀"咁?

其他時候呢? 去晒邊? 行禮如儀.

生日, 係比人睇有幾多個人突然或者仍然想記得你.

要開心, 係因為有人祝賀,

顯示你...存在.

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Nine Words Women Use
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument 
　　　　　　when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means 
　　　　　　　a half an hour Five minutes is only five minutes
　　　　　if you have just been given five more minutes to 
　　　watch the game before helping around the house.
 
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
　　　　　something, and you should be on your toes. 
　　　Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
 
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal 
　　　　　　　statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
　　　　 　means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she 
　　　　is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you 
　　about nothing. 
 
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements 
　　　　　　a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants
　　　　 to think long and hard before deciding how and when you 
　　　will pay for your mistake.
 
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. 
　　　　　　Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause 
　　　　here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - 
　　that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. 
DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
 
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
 
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, 
　　　　　　meaning this is something that a woman has told a man
　　　  to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
   later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's 
response refer to # 3.